Two hashishin who prevail against all odds constantly to preserve terpenes. The Great Wash of 2016. The Tales of Cannoli.
♪ Oh we’re a band of brothers
Living off our toil
Ranging all the terpenes that were grown out of the soil.♪
♪First we’ll get to sifting
Then we’re going to wash
Then press it into rosin from the finest of the hash♪
♫OHHH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY♫
♪ If you bring material,
You’d better come correct.
We’ll throw it in the green waste bin
If the trich’es are suspect. ♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪ The Growers, The Terp Raisers,
Are those we most respect.
Without them we’d be rangers
With no terpenes to protect. ♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪The Tales Of Cannoli
Spoke of two Hashishin
Who washed until the Terpenes
Were all separate from the green♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
SIFT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!♫
♪To all Cannabis Patients
Your Terpenes are secure
We Rangers will protect and give
You only meds most pure♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
SIFT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪ We start to get the crow’s feet
Then our eyes get sunken in
But when our hands become ice cold
We be true Hashishin ♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪ It taxes all our friendships,
It draws blood, sweat, and tears,
But when we wash mature trichomes
We wash away our fears!♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪ Whether our bodies wither,
Or get splints in our shin,
We’ll always keep our schedule
Of Hashish Production♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪ And though we be #TerpRangers
It’s the Terps that Range Us.
We put aside both ass and pride
For love of Cannab-Us ♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪ Whether it be illegal,
Medical, for fun,
The fact is that the Terpenes grow
From the light of the sun. ♪
♪ And then once they are ready,
Mature and golden ripe,
The Rangers come
Remove them from
The Plant, then to your pipe! ♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
SIFT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪There didst come a great fire!
The falcons ceased to sing…
The Rangers thought
‘Twas all for naught
And done was Mystic Spring. ♪
♪ But! Then out of the burnt Earth
Like a Phoenix from the ash,
Came out some seeds
From which grew trees
That made the finest hash! ♪
♫ OH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY! ♫
♪ OH, still a band of brothers
still living off our toil,
though now we rest our heads upon patches of diff’rent soil.♪
♪First we’ll get to manage,
and then we’ll get to trade,
But when the sun goes down at night a spade is still a spade.♪
♫OHHH, THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THEY NEVER SAY NAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY!
WASH ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT!
PRESS ALL THROUGH THE DAY!
THAT’S THE TERP RANGER WAY♫